GOONL!NE

UPDATE: The LOL’s/XD’s just keep rolling in, Mills has said on the subject on her Twitter, in two tweets, stating:

Got offered to promote an amputee bionic computer game, from a wealthy computer games company I said if you donate a large sum to charity.

The stingy company came back saying they couldn’t, what happened to charitable businesses, seems they just want to exploit and give nothing.

Oh we hope this goes on for a while yet, this is gold!

UPDATE 2: We may just get our wish, Mills has gone on record about it even more and this where we can finally say she’s lost the plot. She refers to The Sun, who broke the story, stating:

It may make sense to take the offer but I’d rather donate regularly to many charities much more than they’re offering and not be exploited.

I know one game I’d happily appear in and I’d do it for free.

Connect Sun journalists to a lie detector machine which triggers an electric current attached to their privates.

If they tell the truth they’d get a good boy drop

but if they tell a porkie pie……it’d give them a short sharp shock to the privates.

They’d probably enjoy it and not only would we all be able to tell Sun fact from fiction

One day’s power surge from their uncontrollable bullshit would generate enough power to light up England each and every week.

Now that’s what I call alternative energy.

Expect the game in 2011 for PS3 and 360.

And Eurogamer’s Johnny Minkley has just become the 1,000th follower for her. God help him.

Original Story: Oh we’re absolutely loving the irony on this, absolutely loving it.

Heather Mills, thats Paul McCartney’s ex missus to you and me, was asked to be apart of Bionic Commando by Capcom for her charity work and it seemed like she was more then happy to do it… bar one teeny insignifigant thing.

She demanded a six figure sum for the role, according to The Sun.

She even demanded that she, and not main protaganist in the game Nathan, have a character based on her which gains the starring role. Needless to say, she was dumped faster then McCartney ever did. We’d contact Capcom on the matter, but there is no point, they’re saying no comment to various sources.

Bionic Commando is out tomorrow for PS3 and 360 in Europe.

Seriously, this is all too great of a irony! We cant help but love this!