Just Because I am Bored…and the Fact I Cant Get On the SCEE Forums…A Personal Outcry to Hideo Kojima

Dear Kojima-San.

As you maybe aware, you are busy pushing forth the final touches for the game of the century (FUCK GRAND THEFT AUTO IV…<3 Rockstar) coming this June 12th which is of course, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

First off, I’d personally like to thank you to make sure the game does not clash with the date of June 6th. Why? Because thats the day I go to Dublin to see Radiohead. I am sure you will have heard of them, they’re the band who did the “pay what you like” scheme for their latest album “In Rainbows” (Reader point: If you havent got this album already, get it already!!! And OK Computer and Kid A).

If that day did clash with Radiohead and MGS4, I’d die. Obviously, I’d get the game while down in Dublin but I wouldnt be able to play it till I came home from Radiohead while I frankly, want to play it just as soon as I get it (Note to self: Get a driving licence, get a good parking spot, get the game and get out within 60 seconds)

But thats not the point. The point is that, after you have finished Metal Gear Solid 4, please sir, get Yoji Shinkawa (Artist for the Metal Gear series and Zone of the Enders), Shurto Murta (Director of Zone of the Enders 2: The 2nd Runner and Co-Director of Metal Gear Solid 4) and all and please…bring us Zone of the Enders 3.

Sir, I regret to inform you that one time I traded Zone of the Enders and Zone of the Enders 2: The 2nd Runner so I could get a game (But…it was for Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistance so it should even itself out) but recently, I reaccuainted myself with Zone of the Enders 1 after finding it pre-owned for £3.99. As of this time, I am still looking for Zone of the Enders 2: The 2nd Runner.

Please, I am imploring you sir, please, make Zone of the Enders 3 for the Playstation 3 when yo finish and release Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots this June.

Yours Sincerly,

Jonathan Cullen
Editor of Gamzsone V3

….yeah, I am that bored…but surely, a plausable point xD